So be prepared to learn new stuff about teeth.
Let's reflect on the part about waiting 30 minutes to brush. What to do? You know about the 3 minute egg timer. Well I've invented the 30 minute tooth timer. That's right. A specially designed sand specifically calibrated for tooth timing. Only 19.99 - S&H extra. Cash only, no returns, satisfaction, etc. I'm only doing this out of public tooth service.
UPDATE - I just remembered that it's been know for a long time that flossing your teeth is the number one thing you can do to extend your life. More so than quitting smoking.
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If I act within the next 30 minutes, will you double my order?
B - Yes, and a special surprise bonus!!! But wait there's more!!!
Well thank god. I floss daily but have no desire to quit smoking. You have just given me yet another comeback when people push me to quit. I will now respond with flossing questions for them. So all you people that plan on giving me the smoking talk, you damn well better have been flossing regularly.
RW - No no no. You need to do both!
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