Saturday, September 10, 2011

1636 - Beaugly

Here's a little diddy from an article in the New York Times.


'.. being attractive also helps you earn more money, find a higher-earning spouse and get better deals on mortgages.'

That's right, only the chosen few get the really good deals. All the normal people get a little screwed. The ugly people get the royal shaft. That's why, according to the article, ugly should be a disability. I'm for that. It's a lot easier to be ugly that it is to be good looking. I could be on government benifits tomorrow. No more showers, clean clothes, haircuts, etc. etc. etc.

(Picture of looks-challenged person removed) (By me, for me)

The money would come rolling in!!! Read THE WHOLE ARTICLE.

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It's 09/10/11 today. So twice today at 09/10/11 12:13:14 you have a chance to party. ......... WOOOOOOOO There's one down. One to go.

 

5 comments:

Amanda said...

Looks-challenged! That has a good ring to it. I wonder what sort of ugliness test one would have to take.

I wish I read about the 9/10/11/12/13/14 earlier this morning...now I'll have to wait till after midnight to look at my watch. Maybe Adrian will wake me up.

Mike said...

A - A botox gone wrong test like the second picture.

I'm With Stupid said...

I've always thought it was unfair that I was born with such intellectual brilliance, but average looks. And now, it appears that I was right.

- Jay

Bilbo said...

Jay said what I was going to say.

Mike said...

J & B - I know I know!!