Saturday, May 19, 2012

1893 - Scientologist assholes.

Scientologist assholes. There, it made me feel good to say that again. I thought I had found a new online personality test. Looked like it might be fun. It was on a Scientology website. (I KNOW I KNOW!) The test went on and on and on and on and..... You know what I mean. It was ten long pages. But I kept plugging away.

I get to the end and hit the submit button. Test results? You might think that wouldn't you. But nooooooooo. I get and invitation to "come on down" to the Scientology headquarters for a personal review of my results. WHAT! I can just imagine what kind of review that would be.



I can see trained brain washers poking into every little crevice of your mind in a locked room while they make you sign over all your worldly possessions.

So I sent them a nice email explaining my dislike and distrust of their methods. Of course I used my 'dead letter' email address for that.

8 comments:

Bilbo said...

You should have gone. No telling what they might have made of YOUR personality.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Those people are scary!

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I think I agree with Bilbo on this one. That would have been one very interesting meeting don'tcha think?
I would like to eavesdrop on that meeting!

Big Sky Heidi said...

It would be one continuous sales pitch.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

The cult of personality... ;P

Mike said...

Bilbo - I should check my email that I never check. I may have been uninvited already.

Angel - To the max.

Peg - You can go in my place. I'm sure they have a local chapter where you are.

Heidi - Sales pitch would probably be putting it mildly.

Andrea - And my personality will not be added to the collective.

Grand Crapaud said...

That group has to be the gullible cult ever.

Mike said...

Grand - I think even calling them a cult is generous.