Monday, May 28, 2012

1902 - The legend

I know I know. It's not nice to pick on certain groups of people but sometimes things are just funny.



A Tough-Guy Legend...

On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.



The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he also didn't want to miss a 'be-a-legend' opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

8 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

That made him a legend, for sure!

Dianne said...

oy!

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

George eventually lived it down in his old age.

Grand Crapaud said...

George had an illuminating experience!

John A Hill said...

Definitely not nice to pick on bikers...

Big Sky Heidi said...

Aww! He could have been a hero.

I'm With Stupid said...

Was the jumper named "Lola?"

Jay

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Oh Mike that was sick.