I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.
As you might well know, some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some shots.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit I did something I've never done before, I took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a DUI checkpoint, but because it was a bus, they just waved it through.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I had never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it!
Warning, today is Friday the 13th so be careful.
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You've just got to stop channeling Ralph Kramden before it's too late.
Ha Ha! I've still never been pulled over to be tested yet.
It'll probably happen tomorrow now that I've left a comment like that.
An excellent solution to a possible problem. Plus youcan drive in the multiple passenger lane in some places.
Now you have to deal with the Homeowner's Association griping about that big city bus in your driveway. Drinking causes nothing but trouble.
Jay
Bilbo - Not that's an idea. I could put Claudia on the bus and drive her to the moon.
Amanda - I've alerted all local authorities just so you won't be disappointed.
Angel - Even with no one else on the bus? I think I'll get one.
Jay - I've got a brush pile in my backyard that can easily concel a bus.
*snicker*
Dana - I love snickers.
I call you killer because you slay me!
Dianne - As long as the jury doesn't take your side I'm OK with that.
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