Monday, December 03, 2012

2092 - No we didn't! Yes you did!

A plane leaves the airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like the Chinese.'

'You don't like the Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'The Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! The Japanese did, not the Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I don't like Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'The Jews sank the Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no matter, you're all the same.  

2 comments:

Amanda said...

AH! Funny joke to end my long day. Thanks!

Mike said...

Amanda - :)