Wednesday, July 03, 2013

2305 - You women you

Well, it seems you women have been making the men of the church angry since 150. That's the year 150, not the time.

Every woman should be filled with shame by the thought that she is a woman. –Saint Clement of Alexandria, Christian theologian (c150-215)

See. A saint said that. Would a saint be wrong?!

Who else? Let's see....

Woman was merely man's helpmate, a function which pertains to her alone. She is not the image of God but as far as man is concerned, he is by himself the image of God. – Saint Augustine, Bishop of Hippo Regius (354-430)

ANOTHER saint! We're on a roll here aren't we?

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes. –Martin Luther, Reformer (1483-1546)

Hey! Now there's a guy that has a whole Christian sect named after him. How wrong could he be?

Wife: Be content to be insignificant. What loss would it be to God or man had you never been born.–John Wesley, founder of Methodist movement (1703-1791)

Another Christian sect founder that seems to have forgotten where he came from.

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. -- Pat Robertson, Southern Baptist leader (1930–)

Pat who?! Hey look, he's not dead yet. Maybe God could do us all a favor and zap this sucker.

Well that's only 5 quotes from idiots. There are 20 quotes in the ARTICLE. So girls, for a good time, go read what some of the other granite heads have to say.




10 comments:

Bilbo said...

Would you please move a bit farther away so that when the lightning bolts strike you down for heresy, the rest of us will be okay?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Even saints can say douchy things.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

#$%*&@!#

Mike said...

Bilbo - I just bought a cool new deflector shield at a flea market. I haven't tried it out yet though.

Angel - As we recently found out about Saint Dean.

Peg - I'm going to have to get out my magic decoder ring to see what you actually said.

Grand Crapaud said...

I guess saints arent perfect.

Mike said...

Grand - That's an understatement.

Brandi said...

Some saints might have been crackpots.

Mike said...

Brandi - As are some of their modern counterparts.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Not to mention that line about wives being submissive to their husbands...apparently the bible is into BDSM

Mike said...

Andrea - It can get interesting can't it.