Four Catholic men and a Catholic Woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps up, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter; slim, tall, 38DD breasts, 24" waist, and 36" hips...
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Jesus Christ" !
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5 comments:
Thanks for the great laugh!
Great joke!
What a body!
Why are big tits so important?
Bakku - They're just one important. There are many other importants.
BTW, I found your name in an article about untranslatable words. I'll post it some day.
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