So how else can we celebrate bacon? Surely someone has found a way. Well yes they have. Ten ways as a matter of fact. So go HERE to find out about the ways. Like bacon beard oil or tactical bacon.
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Sunday, August 25, 2013
2358 - Tactical Bacon
Well there's nothing like bacon. Bacon anything. Here's some bacon hot dogs. They have turkey and chicken and pork and BAACCOOOONNN. I'm sure there's something on the back of this label that says something like 'mechanically separated'. Which means some chicken lips are in there but what the heck. They have BAAACCCOOOONNNN!
So how else can we celebrate bacon? Surely someone has found a way. Well yes they have. Ten ways as a matter of fact. So go HERE to find out about the ways. Like bacon beard oil or tactical bacon.
So how else can we celebrate bacon? Surely someone has found a way. Well yes they have. Ten ways as a matter of fact. So go HERE to find out about the ways. Like bacon beard oil or tactical bacon.
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Bacon dogs, surely the ultimate indulgence. I can imagine Sonic carrying it and the Mayor of NYC forbidding it.
Hmmmm.....bacon!
Who says there isn't progress?
I'm thinking the "They're real and they're spectacular" is a line from a Seinfeld episode. Equating bacon to breasts might be a bit of a stretch...but not too much!
Angel - I'm sure going to be on the lookout for some.
Duck - Say no more.
Grand - First there were K rations. Then came tactical bacon.
John - If the bacon doesn't stretch, just use more.
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