2369 - Punny Thursday

OK we haven't had puns for awhile so I went on a pun search and came up with these....


The other day I got high with the birds at the beach.
I left no tern unstoned.

What does a Jewish man do with barley?
He brews it.

Yesterday I crafted a belt out of watches.
Turned out to be a waist of time.

I've been trying to create a Miley Cyrus joke for a while now, but I can't get it twerk.

There was a farmer who lived on theft. Every year he would raid his neighbor's wheat bins, sell what he took, and then go south to spend the winter living on his ill-gotten grains.

The other day I went in for a cheap circumcision.
What a ripoff. Ouch!

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

Did you see the new movie about the podium that eats people?
It's called "Hannibal Lectern."