I'm running out of decent pun coons to post here. Enjoy while you can.
Thanksgiving, 2024
58 minutes ago
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
6 comments:
My gosh, those were god-awfully great!
Bawk? I don't get it.
Love the I.R.S. one.
These were great! Time for punsters to get busy with new ones.
Nothing like a few really awful puns to lift one's spirits!
Angel - These were some of the better ones.
Heidi - Here's the trick for the chicken. Stick your hands into your armpits. Flap your elbows up and down while saying bawk bawk bawk.
Duck - I had to go through 50 or 60 of them to come up with these six.
Bilbo - I thought these might cheer you up.
Heidi - I just happened to think you might not have gotten the baseball analogy. A balk is a mistake that the pitcher does that can at the least give the batter a called ball. At the worst all runners advance one base so someone could score on a balk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balk
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