Found a pun site. Most of them were OK. These were the better ones.
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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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Those are great ones!
I love Tequila Mockingbird, but what does one buy there?
Great puns!
I would eat a steak shaped like America. Hell, pretty much any food shaped like America. Except tofu.
Jay
Penguin - Puns are fun.
Angel - It looks like a bar. That said I looked up a Tequila Mockingbird...
1 1/2 oz tequila
3/4 oz green creme de menthe
juice of 1 limes
Shake ingredients with ice and strain into cocktail glass.
Grand - And delicious.
Jay - This would put a new twist on American pizza.
Great puns
Ah puns...I love them!
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