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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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As one annoying person complained after one of my sermons, "Where did you lift up the name of Jesus?" To that annoying person, I said, "Maybe Jesus told me to leave him out of this earthly foolishness. Did you ever dare think of that?"
I've seen this before, but it's still a classic!
I love bacon and I don't think I'm annoying and I do believe in magical underwear
I'm so conflicted
Magical underwear is not sexy.
Anon - Jesus is probably embarrassed by all the goings on down here.
Bilbo - But do you have it memorised yet?
Dianne - Sounds like a new religion in the making. The Dianninites.
Angel - That's right. Take off your underwear! Become a Commandoite.
And here all thought religion was complicated!
Jay
Jay - Flow charts make everything simple.
What about worshipping engraved images like the Benjamins?
Duck - I think we need another branch of the yes answer to 'are you insanely rich'. We'll call them the moneyites.
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