Tuesday, April 01, 2014

2566 - Relationship list

We all love lists. I found this list about relationships...

12 Hints It’s Time to Call It Quits in Your Relationship.....
Here's a list of looming trouble. And if it hits too close to home, you might be in a dead-end romance.

1. You can’t stand the sight of them and they make your skin crawl

2. You are afraid of them

3. Friends keep telling you to get out

4. They are mean to the children

5. The children are afraid of them

6. You can’t remember anything good about them

7. You no longer enjoy anything with them or look forward to doing anything with them

8. They come in the door and your heart sinks

9. You don't want to go out with them with friends or family because they are too embarrassing

10. They keep making promises they don't keep

11. You're no longer proud of them

12. Quirks you originally found amusing are now embarrassing to you


Here's the deal about this list. If some of the items on this list apply to you, you are way past 'getting out' of the relationship stage. You are into the restraining order or witness protection stages of the relationship. Run, run, and run some more.

HA! April fool. Hang in there and fight it out to the death!


2 comments:

eViL pOp TaRt said...

I'm for running!

I'm With Stupid said...

These people sound like real winners. I'm sure they have people lining up around the block to be with them.

Jay