Tuesday, June 03, 2014

2629 - Geo pun

So I saw this geological pun. And then the comments started coming.


What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?
Sorry, my fault.

Catch my drift?
My Sediments exactly!
That was tremorble.
This poster really should be st-richter on quality.
Geological humor has its faults.
It can really shake things up.
This is crackin me up.
But don't take it for granite.
These pun threads are the bedrock of the comments.
It's the sediment that counts, though.
Shift happens.
Let's just let this one slide.
You rocked my world.
You've won by a landslide.
All good, lets shake and be done with it.
Are you trying to subduct me, Mrs Robinson?
Its okay I'll let it slide.
Didn't mean to cause a shock.
This joke is uplifting!
"What's shakin' Baby"?
Are you ready to rumble?!

When your mom walks she causes an earthquake. (Am I doing this right?)
You're off to a rocky start.
And she's in-continent!




3 comments:

Bilbo said...

No schist!

Grand Crapaud said...

I can't match these puns!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Those were highly imaginative!