So if you are in the USA you have the day off. UNLESS you're in the service industry and then it's just another day. But try to have a good 4th anyway.
Funny thing about St. Louis is that the fireworks aren't at the Arch this year. Construction.
Some discounted fireworks I choose
But these, I think, I can not use
Oh, why have I buyed 'em?
There's no way to light 'em
An offer I couldn't re-fuse
Two elderly aunts Nellie & Ellie were retired school teachers. It was
an unmentioned fact that both ladies suffered from incontinence and
wore protective undergarments. Nellie asked the kids if they knew what
holiday we were celebrating. They all answered 4th of July. Ellie
said, "That's the date but does anyone know the real name. Little
Steven hollered, "I know. It's "In Depends Aunt's Day."
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776,
working on the constitution. It had been a long day. "Whew! It's
getting rather warm in here, isn't it? " "Shall I open the window? "
"No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my
sleeves. " "Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the
constitution? " "What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and
roll up our sleeves while at work? " "Yeah, but that doesn't sound
very smooth. How about, 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms? '"
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That last one should apply to women only.
I second Bilbo's motion. Sleveless shirts and undershirts on guys looks coarse and something our of Tennessee Williams.
As a service worker, I found that tips tended to be a little higher from customers. Guilt or something, perhaps?
It's okay to arm bears, though.
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