Here is an article about...10 Ways Life in America Encourages Obesity.
1. Widespread, Increasing Poverty
That's my problem, I'm poor. I don't have a personal chef to fix all my food for me.
2. Food Deserts
Not desserts, deserts. Not the right kind of food available in a specific area.
3. Processed Foods Are Omnipresent
Processed foods are EVERYWHERE! Thank you food God.
4. Not Enough Places to Walk or Exercise
Yeah, take a walk down the street. Have kids throw stuff at you for fun.
5. Nonstop Stress
That's it, I have to destress my life even more!
6. Poor Work/Life Balance
Not a problem here. My balance is tipped all the way in one direction.
7. Lack of Universal Healthcare
Also luckily not a problem.
8. High Unemployment and Underemployment
That's a problem, I'm unemployed. I got fix that.... NOT!
9. Not Enough Sleep
OK OK, I'll try and sleep even more.
10. Powerful Junk Food Lobby
Now don't go messing with my stock portfolio.
Now go back and click on the link and read the real article.
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3 comments:
Somehow,it's nice to be given excuses roo.
If a burger costs a buck and a salad costs 7, what are you going to eat?
Actually even if the salad were a buck, I'd probably still eat the burger, cos it tastes better :)
i have to limit myself to one burger a week.
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