Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse.
But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom.
Then came the comments...
Careful, you don't want to get arrested for statutory rape.
Worth it if that asphalt good.
Don't take it for granite.
He can really make the bedrock.
An interesting sediment.
It's nice, the way you guys paved the way for the rest us to crack a few jokes.
Jokes? They just cemented this threads fate of being a pun thread.
In some countries you get stoned for that kinda behavior.
And without any concrete evidence!
They have a mountain of evidence.
But none of it was rock solid so they couldn't use it!
Then I found the meme...
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On a lesser scale, there is a rash of statue fondling in Europe. Juliet's statue in Verona has been fondled so much that one of her boobs is shiny.
Awesome puns!
I guess when someone is tired of mannequins he moves on to statues.
Jay
Nothing like a mannequin spank a statue, is there?
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