2710 - A few jokes (This is Saturday isn't it?)

If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and you're Finnish when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?
European!

An old man is sitting on his porch one day when 3 younger guys walk by carrying some chicken wire. "Where you going with that wire?" he asks. "We are going to catch some chickens" reply the men. "You ain't gonna catch no chickens with no damn chicken wire" says the old man. Later that day they come back carrying a bunch of chickens. The old man is very surprised.
The next day the 3 younger guys walk by carrying some duct tape. "Where you going with that tape?" he asks. "We are going to catch some ducks" reply the men. "You ain't gonna catch no ducks with no damn tape" says the old man. Later that day they come back with a bunch of ducks. The old man just can't believe it.
The next day the 3 younger guys walk by carrying some pussy willows under their arms. The old man says "Hold on a sec, let me get my hat."

Out of order.
How does a time traveler tell jokes?

A farmer walks into his barn with a bucket. He starts milking his cow, while a pesky fly continues to buzz around the cows head. Suddenly the fly goes straight in to the cows ear. The farmer doesn't think much of it, just continues milking, when suddenly it shoots out into the bucket. The farmer, freaked out, exclaimed "it went in one ear and out the udder!"

An Arab sheikh is dying and the only thing that could save him a blood transfusion. But there is a problem - the sheikh has a very rare blood type. After very intensive searches sheik's servants finally find a donor. This happens to be an old Jewish guy who agrees to donate blood in exchange for a substantial reward. The sheikh's life is saved, and he generously rewards the donor with a luxury car and a huge mansion. Couple of years later, the same story happens. The donor rushes to donate the blood and comes to pick up his reward. Surprisingly for him, he is handed a box of cookies. "But last time you gave me a car and a mansion" "Well, last time I didn't have Jewish blood in me".

What did the Mexican fireman name his twin boys? Hose A and Hose B.

Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much?
It's On & On Anon.

A useful hat is also a handicap.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!