Can I buy one at a time?
An appropriate description.
It's what's for breakfast.
Just pop one in the toaster and out pops another presidential candidate.
Better get it now before they save you even more money.
What if I don't want the free one?
More special bananas.
That is one big piece of.... and expensive too.
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Rectangular is the worst kind...
There used to be a "major retail grocery" in town that had the policy that if you found something that scanned with the wrong price when you checked out, you got it free plus $5. I can't remember the exact item, but it was something like a 5 lb. can of coffee (not cheap). I pointed out the fact that the coffee price didn't match the scan...which was a ridiculous 12 cents. I assumed some brainiac didn't enter 12.99 or something correctly. The guy asked me if I wanted to pay the 12 cents or get the free deal. Duh. Free + $5, please.
Now here is the kicker: I went back and got like 20 cans of this same coffee over the next few weeks. The limit was once per day. Finally, I said, "Is anyone telling the office that this item is scanning incorrectly?" I felt kinda bad. No one had mentioned it.
There's a high level of lackadaisical in some stores and stupid signs are just the tip of the iceberg.
Plus, I finally reached the depth of bloggery - my comment was longer than the post. I'm off to be useful to society (I promise).
Must be hard to shop these days, with signs like that.
Think of how creative the animal must have been to defectate a square one!
Great post! I suspect the boneless bananas sign writer was just having fun. However the curved yellow fruit sign maker probably just couldn't spell banana...
~allenwoodhaven
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