Wednesday, June 08, 2016

3347 - Pencils


Here is the original computer.


 
 Computer 1.1 .



 Pencil sex.



 There are more versions of pencil jokes like this than you can count with a pencil.



 This is a BAD pencil joke.



 And this turned out to be true!


From Dictionary.com...

early 14c., "an artist's fine brush of camel hair," from Old French pincel "artist's paintbrush" (13c., Modern French pinceau), from Latin penicillus "painter's brush, hair-pencil," literally "little tail," diminutive of peniculus "brush," itself a diminutive of penis "tail" (see penis ).


6 comments:

Mike said...

OK, one typo fixed but there may be more.

eViL pOp TaRt said...

Next time I'll ask for a pen.

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Excellent improvements.

John A Hill said...

So calling someone "pencil dick" is redundant?

allenwoodhaven said...

There's a guy in NYC who sharpens pencils for a living. People get service by mail and it costs a ridiculous amount of money. That said, he does his job very very well.

Bilbo said...

So, a mechanical pencil could be considered an artificial small ... uh ... forget it.