3416 - Misquotes

Seems this is has been a thing for awhile. Find a quote, then attribute it to someone else. I think these are the easy ones. There were some I saw that needed a lot of explanation. Hopefully the following don't.


"There is nothing permanent except change."  - Caitlyn Jenner

"The first million is the hardest."  - Adolf Hitler

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."  - Vincent Van Gogh

"Hold on to what makes you happy. If it tries to buck you off, hold on tighter."  - Bill Cosby

"I have a dream." - Sigmund Freud

"I am your father." - the mail man

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." - Osama Bin Laden

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." OJ Simpson

"Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."  - Ron Jeremy

"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great. Some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."  - Monica Lewinsky

"Slow and steady wins the race." - Usain Bolt

"Anyone can cook." - Jeffrey Dahmer

"I got her number, how do you like dem apples?" - Adam to God

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Donald Trump

"The beauty of the world lies in the diversity of its people." - Donald Trump

"The best things in life are free." - Bill Gates

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." - Hellen Keller

"I'll be back." - Jesus

"Dream big and dare to fail."  - Chernobyl engineer

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Lee Harvey Oswald