I saw an article called 'Dark Humor Is Indicative Of A High IQ, According To Study'.
So when you see a joke on Saturday Jokes that seems kind of dark, you're going to have to remember how smart I am. Or when you read these...
Mama, mama, but I keep running around in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Mama, mama, can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush it!
Mama, mama, can I play with grandma? No! We already dug her up twice this week!
Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the OB/GYN waiting room.
The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."
The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."
The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."
The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"
The third one calmly replies, "I just screwed up the sleeves on this sweater."
A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees. Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Food is like dark humor, not everyone gets it.
The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."
The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."
The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."
The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"
The third one calmly replies, "I just screwed up the sleeves on this sweater."
A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees. Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Food is like dark humor, not everyone gets it.
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3 comments:
You must be VERY smart!
Oh my. They are dark!
So when my husband and I laughed during a funeral so hard we had to leave that means we got some smarts? Or when his aunt flew down an icy hill because the paramedic slipped on her icy driveway and she even went around the bend before she was flung out of her chair and broke her wrists trying to catch herself, it wasn't wrong that we both laughed while the family was in horror?
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