The only kind of plastic surgery I can do is with super glue.
QUICK!
I know a politician I'd like to buy a brand new toaster for.
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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Interesting place for a squeaky toy!
Ah mama's got a squeeze box. new meaning.
This would give a new experience to going to Hooters'.
but it was fast!
I wonder if I could get a quantity discount on toasters...
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