Sunday, August 13, 2017

3778 - Sunday participation joke


This is the joke...
I put "(song)" by '(artist)' as my 6:30 alarm. Now I wake up at 6:00 so I don't have to hear it.


The original song and artist in the joke wasn't that bad. I figured everyone could make their own special joke with this. My song insert would be any rap song and then the associated artist. Except Iggy Azalea. I think she's cute.



And a note on Saturday jokes. They are getting to be slim pickin's. The other day I went through a hundred jokes and it was, nope, nope, seen it, XXX, seen it, nope, old joke, racist joke, old joke, dumb joke, nope, nope,.... you get the drift. So I'm going to have to start throwing in more old jokes and maybe XX jokes to get enough. We'll see how it goes.


4 comments:

Bilbo said...

Old jokes are fine; I'd shy away from the XX ones - I use a lot of your material as filler when I'm emceeing dance shows, and the audiences would frown on the more ... colorful ... ones.

Grand Crapaud said...

I enjoy old jokes. They're like old friends.

Cloudia said...

You are ready to write some!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

The song in "Groundhog Day" that woke up Bill Murray can serve as that song. God, waking up to that is pure hell!