Sunday, October 22, 2017
3848 - Long joke Sunday
This boy with a speech impediment goes treat-or-treating by himself, and decides to dress as a pirate.
He knocks on the first door he sees and a grandmother answers the door.
The boy say's, "Brick-or-breat!", and shakes his empty bag at her.
"What? Oh, trick-or-treat!" she replies.
"Yeah, bats what I said lady."
The boy is obviously annoyed. Trying to save face, the lady ask, "Well what are you dressed up as?".
"I'm a birate!"
The boy puffs his chest out, as the grandmother replies,
"A what?"
The boy is angry now, and begins to shake the bag again, exclaiming,
"A birate! I'm a birate lady!"
She says, "Oh, a pirate! Well if you're a pirate, where are your buccaneers?"
He drops the bag and grabs his ears, screaming, "Right here lady! Where are your bucking eyes?!"
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6 comments:
That one was great fun!
LOL
Truly a great Sunday laugh!
Thanks for the laugh!
lol
Didn't see that one coming....
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