Sunday, November 19, 2017

3876 - Long joke Sunday


The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at a bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?"

The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"

The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water.

He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.

About then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.

Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver.

The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that outside?"

Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That’s my horse, what’s wrong with him now?"

"Nothing," replies the cowboy, "just though I’d let you know you left your Injun running."


6 comments:

John A Hill said...

Groan!

Cloudia said...

bwaahaaa

Juliette said...

wowIIIIIIIIIII

Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head said...

Hell, I enjoyed it!

allenwoodhaven said...

Should have seen that one coming!

Bilbo said...

Oddly enough, I hadn't heard that one before.