Sunday, December 24, 2017

3911 - Long joke Sunday


Five cannibals are hired as employees in a company.

Their first day at the company the boss tells them, "Now you are part of the group, here you earn well, and if you are hungry you can go to the company canteen. So please, do not bother other employees! "

The cannibals promise not to disturb others.

Four weeks later the boss comes back to the cannibals and tells them, "You are all working well, I am very satisfied with you, the company is doing very well. But yesterday one of the cleaning girls disappeared, the offices are dirty. Do any of you know what happened? "

All cannibals say they know nothing about the girl.

But after the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals asks the others, "Which of you idiots ate the girl?" One hesitantly raises his hand.

The leader of the cannibals reproaches him, "Imbecile! For four weeks we ate senior executives, area managers, and product managers and no one noticed anything, and you ..... you, did you really have to eat the cleaning lady?!?"


5 comments:

Bilbo said...

Do you suppose we could get them elected to Congress?

John A Hill said...

It was a good plan until somebody decided to eat someone that actually does something!

eViL pOp TaRt said...

That was a great one! So true!

allenwoodhaven said...

Hahaha! Great joke to pass along!

Cloudia said...

As a former janitor and maid who grew up in my dad's cleaning business I say THANK YOU MIKE! <3