Sunday, January 07, 2018

3925 - Long joke Sunday


A man and a women in a hotel room have just had amazing sex.

The man is exhausted and he leans over to pick up the phone.

"What are you doing?", she asks.

"Calling room service, I need a drink".

"My last lover was Tiger Woods and he would never have done that, he would have made love to me again", she said.

So the guy turns over and makes love to her again, after finishing he picks up the phone and she says, "Tiger would not do that, he would make love to me again".

So one more time he makes love to her, after finishing for the third time he sits on the side of the bed and picks up the phone.

 "Are you calling room service because Tiger wouldn't have."

"No I am calling Tiger Woods, I want to know what's par for this hole".


2 comments:

Cloudia said...

BWWWAAAAHHHHAAAA!

allenwoodhaven said...

HaHaHa!