4188 - Saturday jokes

What's the difference between General Custer and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels still kills Indians.


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.


My mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case I was ever in an accident. I never thought this was a real thing until I read about a car accident in the paper. They said the officers at the scene checked and there were no skidmarks.


When crazy people go walking,
They can take the psychopath or the sociopath.


What does a hard of hearing christian say when they get scared?
OH CHEESE AND FRIES


Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference?
Topeka, KS


These days you need a job to get an education.


Stay in drugs,
Eat your school,
And don't do vegetables.


At one point in my life I was exactly pi years old.


Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.


Is sand called sand because it's in between the sea and the land?


The scary thing about dating is you're either going to marry that person or break up.


Cannibalism holds the potential to solve both the hunger and overpopulation problems.