4303 - Female comebacks

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, this one will be too if you sit down.


Man: So, wannna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours. I'll go to mine.


Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phonebook.


Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phonebook too.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at the bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah. Let's pick up some chicks.


Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.


Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry. I don't accept cheap gifts.


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?