An old married couple was sitting on a bench in a park. They have seen plenty of struggles and success in their long life together, and now we're enjoying retirement.
"I have been faithful to you all these years, darling", the man continued, "I have sometimes wondered about your loyalty, but I have never asked you this before. We have been together for 40 years, and now I think the answer wouldn't change much, but I would still like to know. So have you?"
"Well, if you really want to know... I have cheated on you on 3 occasions...." the woman replied.
"Gosh... Well, it could have been worse, I suppose... What was the first occasion?"
"Remember that time in your youth when you desperately required a surgery?"
"Yes, I remember"
"Well, no doctor would risk taking your case, but in the end, a well known surgeon suddenly agreed to, and saved your life. That was the first time..." she replied.
"Darling... I can hardly blame you for that... You saved my life! What was the second occasion?"
"Remember that time your business partner set you up?"
"Yes, I remember that too!"
"Well, a mafioso loan shark was out to hurt or kill you, but then he suddenly eased off and gave you a year to pay him back. That was the second time..." she replied.
"Wow... I don't know what to say... Once again it seems that you did it purely to save me... What was the third occasion?"
"Remember that time you were running for public office?"
"Let me guess, you slept with my opponent and he lost on purpose?"
"Not quite, he didn't agree to it. But you were only 300 votes short."
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