4493 - Long joke Sunday

An old man goes to confession.

Father, I've sinned. I'm 65 years old, and I've been faithfully married for 45 years, and I've just cheated on my wife.

Tell me more, my son.

Well, I was walking home from the library, when a couple of college girls pull up and ask me directions. The directions were kinda complicated, and I was going that way, so they ended up giving me a ride.

They asked me if I was married, and whether I still had sex after all those years, things like this... next thing you know, I'm back at their apartment doing things I didn't think were possible between a man and two women.

We made passionate love all night, climaxing simultaneously. You wouldn't believe how flexible and lithe they were. Then they showed me their toy closet, and we did the dirtiest things the whole next day and through the night. I've never been so consumed by lust and raw animal drive.

I still haven't been back home to see my wife.

That's some heavy shit, my son. When was the last time you've been to confession?

Actually, this is my first time at confession.

What?! You're 65 years old, and this is your first confession?

Well, I'm Jewish.

Why are you here telling me this now?!

I'm telling everybody!!