4510 - Long joke Sunday

A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem.

“Oh yeah?” Said the president of the United States. “Ok, how do we solve poverty?”

“Calculating,” said the AI, moments later printing out a sheet of paper for the UN to read.

Leaders from all over the world applied the proposals on the paper and in a month everyone starts living better lives.

Impressed, they called for the AI’s assistance again and asked, “How do we create world peace?”

“Calculating,” said the AI and same as before printed a sheet of paper.

Leaders applied the writings, and in a month all wars and conflicts stopped. Everybody hates guns now and the world is full of love.

On the next UN gathering, curious about the purpose of life, they asked the AI, “Is there a God?”

“Calculating,” said the AI. This time though it didn’t give a response immediately. In fact, it took a whole day of processing before finally printing out a paper saying, “Insufficient resources, need more for the computation”

“Ok, we’ll help out!” Said the leaders of America. And they provided the AI with all of the advanced tech America can offer. They asked the question again.

“Calculating,” responded the AI. But still, it responded, “Insufficient resources. Still need more for computation”

“Ok, we’ll also pitch in!” Said the other leaders of the world. Providing their tech and networks to the AI.

After the upgrade, the world leaders asked again to the AI, “Is there a God?”

The AI responded, “Now there is.”