Sunday, September 29, 2019

4552 - Long joke Sunday


A teacher asked her 1st grade class how many of them were Donald Trump fans.

Not really knowing what a Donald Trump fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands ... except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny replied, "Because I'm not a Donald Trump fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a Donald Trump fan?"

Johnny replied, "Because I'm a Liberal."

The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny replied, "A Donald Trump fan."



4 comments:

John A Hill said...

The things kids say

Cloudia said...

Correct

MarkD60 said...

I think you told that one before.

Mike said...

Mark - I wouldn't doubt it. But I did have to change the person to make the joke to my liking.