4767 - Long joke Sunday

A man walks into a sex shop and tells the shopkeeper that he'll be going on a trip soon. He tells the shopkeeper that his wife is very sexually active, and to keep her happy he wants to get her something to keep herself busy.

The shopkeeper goes to the backroom and brings the man a box. The shopkeeper tells the man that "within this box is a voodoo dildo, and all you have to do is say voodoo dildo, and then the thing you want it to thrust into."

The man hesitant but hopeful purchased the dildo and returned home to his wife. Later before he left, he gave his wife the dildo and told her how to work it. The wife was also hesitant but interested to find out how it worked. The man left for his trip, and with his wife alone for a few days, she began to become more and more lustful. Longing for some kind of release, she turned to the voodoo dildo.

She opened the box, sat on the bed and followed her husband's instruction. She said to the dildo: "Voodoo dildo my vagina.". The dildo slowly rose from its case, and then hovered over to the woman, and began to pleasure her. After an hour or two of nonstop thrusting, the woman was thoroughly satisfied, but when she went to take it out, it simply continued.

Not sure of what to do, after a few more moments the woman began to panic, as it this point the voodoo dildos constant thrusting was less pleasurable than it was greatly concerning. She hopped into her car and decided to drive to the nearest medical facility, driving quite sporadically as the voodoo dildos unrelenting thrusting was making it hard for her to focus.

A few moments passed, and she was spotted and pulled over by a law enforcement officer.

As he came up to her car the woman began to panic even more. Seeing this, the officer asked the woman what was wrong, as her reckless driving was completely unacceptable. The woman, not knowing what to say simply spouted, "I'm sorry officer, but I was driving so recklessly because of the voodoo dildo constantly f*cking me."

The officer with a confused and frustrated expression leaned into the car, and told the woman with a dissatisfied look...

"Voodoo dildo my ass!"