A short guy goes into an elevator, looks up, and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the short guy staring at him. He looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The short guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice, the short guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me, I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown.'
The short guy says, 'Turner Brown?!.... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!'
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8 comments:
I'm rolling over here. THAT was a good one.
That is a very brave short dude not to faint again as soon as he realised he was in Turner Brown's hands...
BB - Will you be dreaming of Turner Brown tonight?
EC - The short guy could have easily thought, "Oh no, here it comes!"
I'm guessing the short guy's not a bottom.
I know lotsa gay guys who'd be up for that challenge!
Damn! That was good!
K - Only once.
DSWS - I'll bet you do!
DB - The joke, right?
Ha!
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