Tuesday, December 01, 2020

4983 - Road rage

 Short one today. Right now I'm reading 147 pages of new city code looking for errors and things I don't agree with. 



13 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Oops.
What a little dobber (Oz slang for a snitch) that child is.

LJ said...

So you`re looking for things you dont agree with Mike, however one thing i think you`ll always agree with is the fact that when Pauline Hickey was 17 in 1985 she was THE most incredibly desirable and breathtaking mega-titted sex-pot of all-time. I dont think there can ever be any doubt about that ! ! !.

Bilbo said...

I'm taking up a collection to buy you a life.

LJ said...

Bilbo, all i need is a time machine to get me back to 1985, THATS ALL I NEED ! ! !.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Reading City Code? You have a strange idea of fun! Love the meme though.

John A Hill said...

Kids will always rat you out

BootsandBraids said...

LOL. Reading the code being your main meal, for dessert you can walk the neighborhood and spot violations.

brian said...

I think that 5 year old has spent some time in my truck with me. I am positive I shout that same line at least twice a week. My other favorite line? "Fucking Subaru"

LJ said...

In a preview to a history series that he did back in the 70`s, Alistair Cook said to an American geezer: "I`m going to tell the entire history of North America in 13 hours!", and the geezer said back: "Better talk fast pal ! ! !".

Mike said...

EC - But she got her point across, right?

LJ - I can see where you might think that.

B - You probably can't collect enough money for that.

LJ - We would love to stick you in a time machine.

DSWS - The code hasn't had a major change since 2002. So I should never have to do this again. But this is the third rewrite that we are looking at. I'm ready to vote for anything to make it be over.

If the kid was caught on video, it would viral instantly.

JH - With the bare-faced truth.

BB - No, that's why I wanted to be on the Planning and Zoning Committee. To try and keep as much petty stuff out of the code as possible. With this new rewrite, the 'everything has to look like I want' people want to ban chain link fencing. Half this city has chain link. So they say, OK you can keep your existing but no more new chain link. I say get a life. I'm trying to get that part removed from the new code.

Mike said...

B - I'm driving so little anymore that I've lost my hollering skills.

Cloudia said...

LOL

Mike said...

C - Yes.