Monday, December 28, 2020

5010 - Christmas -3 or +362

I didn't have a chance to post a bunch of memes before Christmas. These could be 3 days late, or 362 days early. 

What did you wear?



This looks like more work than a regular tree.



Two tips in one.





I wonder if it's actually LONE.


Let it snow.



Or none... I mean or not.




She should have been a little more specific. 




They should never have moved to Texas.




Not that it will do much good but...




I wonder if Mom can handle this present?



8 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

I think you are too early - and are reminding me about several of the reasons I really don't like Christmas. They are clever though.

LJ said...

I must admit that nativity peanut one is rather charming, and that geezer falling down the chimney looks like one of those geezers that John Wayne had to do battle with in "The Alamo" (1960), and the one with "TITS" written on the Christmas wrapping paper reminded me of Pauline Hickey, Lisa Phillips, Dolly Parton, Chesty Morgan, Lorna Maitland and Viviene Konoia, one might say: The ultimate Bombay-Roll line-up (as it were) ! ! !.

Martha said...

HAHA! I really enjoyed these. Some people I know should have gotten a science textbook this year. :)

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

:-)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It's never too early OR too late for good memes, LOL! I stole a couple, thanks!

Bilbo said...

I want one of those doormats for each door!

Mike said...

EC - Speaking of people that don't like Christmas, I keep waiting for some group to complain about Christmas being a national holiday. It's going to happen. You heard it here first.

LJ - Everything reminds you of Pauline.

M - And then use the book to hit them upside the head.

MPP - I'm going to send that last picture to Rick.

DSWS - They are all yours for the taking.

B - On sale at ... the doormat store.

LJ said...

That's true Mike, i think because, for me, the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 has always been a legendary and even mythical figure for 35 years now. So, strictly speaking, i do obviously think about that mind-bogglingly incredible mega-titted sex-pot 24 hours-a-day to the virtual exclusion of virtually everything else.