Wednesday, December 30, 2020

5012 - Homeowner/handyman


My garage filled up over the years so I built a shed. The garage filled up again so I built another shed.

I need another shed.



I've actually needed another shed for a while. But I've seen what happens.




I put up a dispenser but everyone complained about the location.




There you go. Fixed!




How to get out in case of fire? You have to decide. I won't be responsible for your mistake.




There we go. That spot was made for a fridge. Perfect fit.




The kid was not happy about the smart fridge I installed.



I found a solution for the over under controversy. 




I helped my neighbor with a plumbing problem. It didn't work out like I thought it would.




A new convenience to save even more time.
I'm installing mine today!



16 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

The last one in particular is great. And makes me glad that I am not on either Facebook or Twitter.

LJ said...

Mike, just with regards to the one with the fridge occupying that specific space, the extra space underneath could be used for a box that had an incredibly realistic, life-like, life-size, blow-up-inflatable, 17 year-old Pauline Hickey replica, type-doll with all 3 joy-trails and extra large knockers, packed away in it ! ! !. BTW, that plumber/porn one was hilarious, you can imagine his levels of frustration if he`d been there for an hour and the bird still hadn`t shown any signs of offering herself to him sexually, but imagine how much worse his frustration would`ve been if the girl had been the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 ! ! !.

Mike said...

EC - How about Tic Toc? Now there is the most useless platform to come along in this century... so far.

LJ - "Pauline Hickey replica", type-doll - no results found. ... I think the woman would suit that feeling of frustration just fine.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, that fridge! I've seen the toilet paper roll one before, but it never fails to amuse me. But the best one was the first cartoon with the garage crammed full of junk -- too true in too many cases! Why can't people let junk go?

John A Hill said...

Yeah
I might need a shed soon.
When does Ted Drewe's open?

Mike said...

DSWS - I know someone who's garage actually looks like that. He opens the garage door and has to start moving stuff out to get in.

JH - They have opened as soon as late February depending on the weather. And of course you'll need a shed. It's a guy thing.

Bilbo said...

That last one is the toilet certainly installed in every one of Der Furor's residences.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

OMG these were a hoot. The porn one reminded me of a show once where it was stuck on the channel and they couldn't change it. When pizza was delivered they were puzzled that she didn't come in and undress and bang them!

RO said...

These are all so wonderful, but I sure can relate to starting to get organized and looking around at a huge, huge mess!(lol) Happy New Year and be safe! Hugs, RO

Ole Phat Stu said...

When you complained about all that junk, what I actually advised was "shed it!"

Mike said...

B - Absolutely!

MPP - I think you've mention situations like that that Rick has had to wiggle out of.

RO - There are a couple of rooms in my house where I say to myself what the hell have I done.

OPS - I throw stuff away, which reminds me that I had it in the first place, and within a week I wish I had it back. I actually have been shedding stuff. Just not very fast.

Cloudia said...

LOL Thanks Mike

[red Ti plant!]

Shaw Kenawe said...

The last one is epic! Red wine all over my keyboard!

Mike said...

C - The red Ti is a no go around here. Too cold.

SK - It's more true than funny.

Martha said...

HAHA! I had a good laugh at all of them, including the one with the elevated fridge, although that one did scare me a bit, too. :)

Mike said...

Martha - Na, it's wedged in there just right. Nothing to worry about.