Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her. “Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I’ll be making pasta.”
So, up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.”
“Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
“Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he’s got hairy legs!” “Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot, he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
“Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!”
Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."
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But what did Tony say...?
Sue - Tony doesn't seem to be doing much talking.
Pasta is prologue ...
Either Mama has a foot fetish or she's going to be disappointed.
That's so bad, LOL!
LOL
Ok. I’m first generation American, both parents were born in Italy, and I laughed my culo off at that one!
Bill - I think that WOULD be a professional log.
John - Would a foot fetish person be disappointed with only 7 toes? Or would that be a bragging point?
Deb - So bad it's good.
Cloudia - You're not laughing at the poor guys missing toes are you?!
Shaw - You made me look up a new word today. Turns out it's my favorite word.
Mama's going to be disappointed.
Kirk - Maybe she's a seven toe junkie.
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