Thursday, February 04, 2021

5048 - Advice column


Here's an advice column written by a man. Some women have said men shouldn't write advice columns. I think he was 'right on' with his analysis of the situation! 

Dear John,

 I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help.

 When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!

 I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

  Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John


8 comments:

Mike said...

LJ - Stay on topic.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahahaha, bloody typical.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Hmmm....

BootsandBraids said...

ROFLMAO!

Mike said...

Deb - But accurate.

Peggy - Is that a hum of agreeability?

Shirley - I'm glad her name was Sheila and not Shirley.

Mr. Shife said...

Too funny. This is my kind of humor. Thanks, Mike.

Kirk said...

I think John's trying to seduce Shelia. You know, get her on the rebound.

Mike said...

Matt - Wait until tomorrow!

Kirk - He's doing a low delivery pressure before he tries to inject her.