5086 - Long joke Sunday and Pi day

Three friends married women from different parts of the world. 

The first man married a Greek woman. He told her that she was to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away. 

The second man married a Thai woman. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day there was some improvement, and by the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge and delicious dinner on the table.

The third man married a woman from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and prepare a hot meal three times a day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, but by the third day the swelling had gone down a little and he could see out of his left eye and his arm had healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

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