A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No ma'am”, he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race but I appreciate your help."
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Oh, that one made me laugh out loud!
Did she back him to win?
Kirk - Me too.
Sue - He definitely had a special motivation.
He may not have won or placed, but he definitely showed.
And after she gave him a leg up, he broke his maiden...
OMG! Another perfect way to get me laughing! (lol) Hugs, RO
HA! Good one.
I was in your neck of the woods yesterday, and had some time to kill. Went to Suson Park for a walk and tried to avoid all the other people who were enjoying the nice weather.
Gawd, that's SO BAD. I felt guilty for laughing!
Bill - He showed grade 6, maybe even grade 7.
Ol' - I had to look that up. "Horses that have not won a race are referred to as maidens."
RO - Air hugs back.
Kathy - I actually haven't been to Suson in a while. Maybe it's time to reacquaint myself. This may have been the last time ... https://mikenet707.blogspot.com/2018/06/4087-duck.html
Deb - I know you won't go around looking for any little guys to help.
Polite jockey!
Cloudia - I would be polite also.
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