Sunday, May 02, 2021

5135 - Long joke Sunday


John found this one...


There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. 

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. 

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. 

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. 

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
 
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" 

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied. 

The waiting room erupted in laughter.


14 comments:

Cloudia said...

Thanks Mike!

Kirk said...

Is there such a thing as an ears, nose, throat, and penis specialist?

Elephant's Child said...

I love that man.

Mike said...

Cloudia - Anytime Cloud.

Kirk - I'd bet there's a throat and penis specialist.

Sue - He says it like it is.

Bilbo said...

I can't either.

Kathy G said...

LOVE IT!

Mike said...

Bill - I haven't really tried. We'll see what I can do this afternoon.

Kathy - It sounds like you may have had a doctor visit like that before.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Good one, LOL!

Mike said...

Deb - I can't hear you. I've got something in my ear.

allenwoodhaven said...

That info wouldn't help the doctor too much; everybody can't do that. Thanks for the laughs I'll be getting!

Mike said...

Allen - Are you going to rig up some tubing next to your ear that goes to a squeeze ball filled with lemonade in your pocket?

allenwoodhaven said...

Mike, that never occurred to me. That would be disturbing to do but very funny!

MarkD60 said...

OUTSTANDING!

Mike said...

Mark - So are you going to try what I mentioned to Allen? Have your wife video it if you do.