A deer had a bar. One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons
“Who broke the window!?”
A hare responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The hare says: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $500.
A few days later, the window got broken again, so the deer asked,
“Who broke the window!?”
A squirrel responded,
“I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The squirrel said, “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer find the bear $1000.
A few days later, the whole toilet got messed up – the fixtures smashed, the toilet broken and bloodied, the window broken, the door scratched, etc.
So the deer asked, “Who did all this!?”
The hedgehog replied “I kinda did…
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7 comments:
Just ban the bear. That dear has no idea how to run a bar... Though I suspect the beer drinks more than the butt wipes do.
Sue - If I were the deer, at a $1000 a pop, I would load the place with squirrels.
I kinda saw it coming.
That bear has issues.
You kinda can't blame the bear!
There are no hedgehogs living species native to the Americas.
We have 17 species in Europe though.
So maybe change the joke currency from Dollars to Euros?
For consistency.
Bill - I knooooow. But I hadn't seen this one before.
Deb - When what it really needed was tissues.
Shaw - True, needles in the butt can irritate even the calmest animal.
Stu - I was going to change hedgehog to porcupine but decided not to. Hedgehog sounded cuter.
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