An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right sir, what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied...
... "THE BALCONY"
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13 comments:
Ouch.
OMG! Hugs and Happy Sunday! RO
I agree with Elephant's Child.
I wish I understood why I laughed so hard at this joke. Never mind, maybe I don’t want to know.
Sue - It's not the fall that gets you. It's the sudden stop.
RO - Well hello RO! Are you building another post? It's about that time.
Bill - I was going to rewrite this whole joke but then thought... na.
Ah! The rest of the story!
Cloudia - It always helps to know the whole story.
An oldie and a goodie! Thanks for the reminder!
Allen - What's old is new again.
HAHAHAHA!
Kirk - Good way to end the day. With a good laugh.
Likke in aviation,
it's the stalls that get you.
Stu - Stalls lead to falls?
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