Friday, June 11, 2021

5175 - WAP

WAP or Wireless Application Protocol. I wasn't sure exactly what protocol it was so I thought I would look it up. I found out there is a meme explaining what happened to me.

Here are the lyrics for those that like to read.

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me (pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat (ah, ah, ah)
For this wet-ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet-ass pussy (click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet-ass pussy (mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet-ass pussy (yeah, yeah)
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me (yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating (ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
Ah (whores in this house)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet-ass pussy, huh
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)

It's not the 80's anymore.


Elephant's Child said...

2 minutes of silence isn't enough.

Mike said...

Sue - So 4:09 of silence?

Cloudia said...


Mike said...

Cloudia - Who knew WAP might not be a wireless protocol?

Ol' Simmons said...

Sure makes a guy miss Doris Day...Que Sera Sera

Bilbo said...

I don't think I'll add this to the Favorites Playlist on my phone.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Are you only getting on the WAP bandwagon NOW, Mike? Sheesh, get with the program! After decades of phallic-centred lyrics, it's OUR turn now!

BootsandBraids said...

I myself don't pay much attention to lyrics, it's more the beat that I enjoy. WAP was/is such a huge hit that I would have been more surprised if I'd gone online to see the WAP video and ended up on some Wireless Application Protocol site.

John A Hill said...


LJ said...

I desperately want to perform literally every imaginable, conceivable, and possible sex-act in the known universe with all the gorgeous sexy young mega-titted girls in that video.

LJ said...

Mike, why did it say "Its not the 80`s anymore" under the lyrics ?, was it anything to do with Pauline Hickey ?.

Mike said...

Ol' Simmons - You're going WAY back in time.

Bill - WHAT? I thought this would be number 1 on your list!

Deb - See what Shirley says in her comment? I'm not a lyrics person either. If I find myself listening to the lyrics, I've listened to the song one too many times. I guess what I'm saying is I've missed all the phallic-centered lyrics cause I haven't been paying attention to them.

Shirley - I'm not a lyrics person either. That's why 'Jump' by Van Halen is one of my favorite songs. And I think Wireless Application Protocol is fascinating! It makes me want to JUMP for joy. HA! Not.

John - I bet you're blasting that song on your deck right now.

LJ - You and every other guy that watches the video. And no I wasn't thinking about PH but I can see where you did.

Kathy G said...

I usually have the radio on during most of my waking hours, but it's tuned to a community station (or KMOX for the Cardinals games). I have NEVER heard this song. said...

HAHAHA! Thank you for spelling this out for us, Mike. I really wish it didn't have a catchy tune.

Have a great weekend.

Mike said...

Kathy - And you've probably never had the urge to find out about Wireless Application Protocol either, right?

Robyn - It's not too often you have such a specific meme that is directed right at you.

Shaw Kenawe said...

OK, I just stopped in to watch the video. All I can say is after listening to my newly-purchased "Ella Fitzgerald Sings Cole Porter & Rodgers and Hart", and then watching the video and reading the lyrics -- all I can say is that I don't belong in this century or on this planet.

Mike said...

Shaw - Your recent purchase is definitely a step back in time to the good ol' days.