Billions of Versions of Normal: 5228 - Book reports

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

5228 - Book reports

Me in school. Teacher, "write a book report, minimum 500 words". Me, "I'm screwed".

Here are 12 rather wordy book reports I might do.

7 comments:

John A Hill said...: A man of few words; Aug 3, 2021, 7:54:00 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: It took me six years to read Moby-Dick in its entirety. And now you tell me there's an abridged version????; Aug 3, 2021, 9:20:00 AM
Mike said...: John - Yep.

Deb - I can abridge anything down to 10 words or less.; Aug 3, 2021, 11:26:00 AM
Mr. Shife said...: Love this. Thanks, Mike.; Aug 3, 2021, 4:31:00 PM
Mike said...: Matt - Speed reading.; Aug 3, 2021, 7:03:00 PM
Kathy G said...: When I was a kid I used to read classic novels and short stories that had been turned into comic books. I have no idea how well the plot mirrored the source material but the comics were really entertaining.; Aug 3, 2021, 7:43:00 PM
Mike said...: Kathy - I'd bet you could do a book report from reading the comics.; Aug 4, 2021, 12:31:00 AM

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