I don't know why I never thought of this solution to this problem. But I'll use it from now on.
When I die, the first thing to say to my family is, have you deleted his internet history?
I know some bloggers that could do this.
I'm not sure what the guts are in the menu screens, but probably no TV hookups.
Making the most of the pandemic.
I like this.
I think I'm in the bucket and occasionally come out of the tap.
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I am a very occasionally leaking tap.
Thanks for today's smiles.
I do wonder what career will best suit that young draughtswoman though...
In todays world of dubious facts and misleading statistics, a bucket of useless trivia might as well be a fount of all knowledge.
Sue - The young draughtswoman will probably be coming up with unique solutions for the rest of her life.
Kirk - I'm not sure that would be the best solution to advance civilization, but it will be more fun.
I hope that bucket is big enough for both of us. My tap has a very slow drip.
Love the crackhead's TV and the brick collection book case, LOL!
An altruistic linesman would block the switch half-way, thus causing the points to derail the train.
Have you priced babysitters lately? There's no way I'd hire one for a fake child....
Bill - We'll be the bucket brigade.
Deb - That's one way to hide the books you're reading from nosey relatives.
Stu - Great minds... I've thought of that also. But all the researcher would do is put 50 people on the trolley that would die from a derailment. It would be more fun to ruin the experiment by hollering, FOREIGNERS! KILL 'EM ALL!
Kathy - You mean I could be getting paid to watch my granddaughter?! Am I going to have a talk with my daughter or WHAT!
Thanks Mike. Some good chuckles here.
Cloudia - Let us know when you get that bookshelf done.
All are funny but the last is the best. Hysterical!
Allen - Are you in the bucket with us?
Mike - yes I certainly am. As a coworker once said, "if I put together a Team for a quiz contest, you have to be on it. You know all the odd useless stuff!"
I aspire to the tap of occasional insight and try not to be the sprinkler of dubious facts.
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